My Life As A Pin-Up Girl

It’s not all work, work, work. It really isn’t. I do have a life. And I do the same things that you or anybody else might do with your days.

I like to relax, like anybody else. I spend a lot of time in the garden. I love the peace and tranquility of nature.

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Of course, there are animals to be fed. 

Of course, there are animals to be fed: that has to happen every morning, and I tend to get up pretty early so I can take care of all the feeding and grooming.

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I admit it—I talk to them, too.

I admit it—I talk to them too. I’m pretty sure this cow has something very important to tell me! Just kidding: she only wanted to complain about the weather. Cows are so English sometimes.

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I also spend a lot of time walking.

I also spend a lot of time walking. It’s good for the lungs and the muscles, and the cardiovascular whatsis. And you can see so many wonderful things when you slow down and just take a walk. This gate separates the Queen’s Road from the village green, I like that it has foxes on it. We do have a few foxes in the forest here, but I haven’t seen many around lately: they are not overfond of humans, and the more the tourist trade picks up, the less likely they are to be seen anywhere except right at dusk or dawn. The rest of the time, they keep to themselves.

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The village green has lots of string lights.

The village green has lots of string lights; they’re suspended between bigger lamp posts. Fae folk don’t really have “normal” human sleep schedules, so they’re up at all hours, and I think it’s easier to get a hot dog here in the middle of the night than in Nu Jyorck. And of course the public revels are held here, as well.

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I do really love Awenia.

I do really love Awenia. There’s so much to do here, so much to see, and like I said, it’s not all work, work, work.

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We’ve got some great coffee shops, too!

We’ve got some great coffee shops, too! Just kidding: this is an advert for a café in a nearby Realm that I got roped into. Not that I don’t like my work, it just gets boring sometimes, always being expected to strike the same titillating poses.

But enough about my boring job: let me show you a little bit more about why I love Awnia so much.

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This is a silly sign the demifae put up for tourists. Isn’t it cute?

This is a silly sign the demifae put up for tourists. Isn’t it cute? There’s another one on the other side of the High Street. They giggled like mad when they made it. Really, I’m lucky to live in a Realm with a sense of humour, don’t you think?

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Now, of course, things start to happen when it gets dark.

Now, of course, things start to happen when it gets dark. There’s always a revel, always some dancing and singing. And even though I’m not here as often as I’d like to be (work, work, work!), I enjoy getting involved when I can.

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Dancing around the Lantern Tree in the Queen’s Garden is always fun!

Dancing around the Lantern Tree in the Queen’s Garden is always fun! Revels go on late into the night and sometimes into the next day, so you have to be prepared for anything. We even keep refreshments that are certified safe for humans around so that nobody has to worry about becoming dehydrated because they’ve been warned off Fae food.

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Even the best revels have to end sometime, though.

Even the best revels have to end sometimes, though. Or, really, sometimes I just get tired and go right to sleep in the middle of one! Nobody ever seems to mind. One time I woke up to find three pixies braiding my hair. Well, I say they were braiding… I resembled a jellyfish when they finished: they said that was just what they’d been planning. I’m still not sure about that.

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Anyway, life in Awenia for a pin-up girl is the same as life for everybody else.

Anyway, life in Awenia for a pin-up girl is the same as life for everybody else. Awenians are very accepting of different type of folk, for the most part, and even though I do sometimes get asked to kiss people a bit too much (have to carry extra lipstick with me everywhere!), I’m just as ordinary as the next girl.

Style Card:
Body: Maitreya
Head: Vista Bento Mesh Head, Lia
Skin: 7 Deadly s{K}ins, Nena (Available at the BRAND NEW 7 Deadly s{K}ins Main Store! —don’t forget to update your landmarks!)
Eyes: Izzie’s, Winter Eyes (fantasy)
Ears: Lumae, Leevi Long Ears
Clothes: The Annex, Heidi Bra and Panty (Available NOW at The Annex Main Store!)
Stockings: The Annex, Tessa Thigh Highs (Available NOW at Enchantment!)
Hair: Analog Dog (natch!), Luna
Shoes: Breathe, Vivien Heels
Jewellery: FootPaw Industries, Celtic Filligree Garnet Collar, AeLan Necklace
Poses: XXY, My dear Pin Up, and Sari Sari, Pin-Up

Eve of Destruction?

OK, I am fucking nervous about this “Art Teacher” gig. You can laugh ’til you spit, and I will still be nervous about it. Because I know what secondary school children are like: I was one not very long ago, and I was a holy fucking terror.

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Is this what an art teacher looks like?

Is this what an art teacher looks like? I’ve got the slouchy jumper. I’ve got skinny trousers. I’ve got sensible shoes. I’ve got silver jewellery with amethysts and some leather bracelets and bangles. My hair is carefully uncared-for. And when the fuck did I ever care what I look like anyway? Well, as long as they don’t dress me up like the cover of a bad fantasy novel, that is.

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Is this what an art teacher does?

Is this what an art teacher does? I keep imagining myself staring at a blank canvas and being completely frozen, unable to do anything with it. I mean, that’s what would happen if I were an actual art teacher.

Which I will be. Tomorrow morning at 8:30 in the fucking morning. And you can stop laughing, right now. Because I certainly won’t be. I will be marching in with a double flat white and I’ll probably put a pack of cigs in my pocket just so I look cool to art students (because they all probably smoke anyway).

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How does an art teacher even think?

How does an art teacher even think? I know Owen picked this cover because he’s pretty sure I can pull it off—but the truth is, I’m shaking in my sensible shoes. And it doesn’t matter how many times I go over it, I am pretty much convinced that I come out of this either exposed as a fraud or on my way to the nuthouse in the special huggy jacket.

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I am so lame, I even practiced standing in front of the class and introducing myself.

I am so lame, I even practiced standing in front of the class and introducing myself. “Good morning; I’m …” and then I forget my cover name and have to go look it up in the dossier. Because that is the kind of fuck-up you can’t recover from, in front of a bunch of 11-16-year-olds who probably know more about art than you do right now.

Right. I need two shots of bourbon, neat, and a sleeping pill. And a really fucking loud alarm clock.

Wish me luck. Or, at least wish that I get through tomorrow alive.

Style Card:
Body: Maitreya
Head: Lelutka, Simone Bento Head
Eyes: Mesange, Don’t Speak Eyes (Omega Appliers)
Skin: 7 Deadly s{K}ins, Meilin, in tone Taupe (This is the February Group Gift at the 7 Deadly s{K}ins Main Store!) Taupe is a little light for TAC, even in human guise, but I wanted to try out the new Omega body appliers that Izara Zuta has made! These will be released at the upcoming Skin Fair, and they are wonderful! So easy to use, and so fast!
Jumper and Trousers: Salt, Carla Pants, Carla Wooly Jumper (COMING SOON to The Gacha Garden!)
Hair: Wasabi Pills, Tara (COMING SOON (tomorrow, in fact!) to Fameshed!)
Ring: Aisling, The Good Wife
Shoes: Ingenue, Marlene Oxford, Ebon

TAC’s flat:
Skybox: Vespertine, Reykjavik Loft
Couches, tables, light easel, and curtains: CLAVv, Light Studio (Available NOW at The Epiphany!)
Easel, stool, rolling shelf with canvases: Artisan Fantasy, Art Studio

Poses: Seated, XXY, both from the Thinking of You Pack (Available NOW at Shiny Shabby!)
Standing: Vanity, Cool Stance 1 (F)

Spiffy photos taken with the indispensible aid of my LumiPro. I never make TAC soul-search without it (or the F-bomb)!

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