Can I just mention, that while she goes round shopping up a storm and getting her face painted up like a fricking unicorn? That I had to save a princes who really didn’t need saving and wander around the whole of the Fairelands, trying to figure out what was up with her and her Champions, who would not know how to find their heads if they weren’t attached? And then? After that? My Guard Captain assigned me to guard the fine and frivolous folks of Ichi-go Ichi-e, where troubles apparently melt like sweet, pink lemon drops. Oh! I was less than amused!
Don’t get me wrong: everything at the Faire is beautiful. Even when you see it from a distance and note how different all the realms are.
And She just eats it up, the Queen. Oh, there I am, watching after the people of the Fairelands, and there she goes, spending gold and attending dance parties with Important People and — I swear, not an hour ago, I saw her dancing with a member of Fairelands Law Enforcement. In my pigtails.
But seriously. Put me in Tangleshimer. Put me in Sylvan of Spells.
Hell, put me back on book-tending duty in Poppetsborough: at least those poor creatures have a real crisis going on!
And worst of all, don’t make me turn around and see the glorious temples of the Odyssey Realm, where I might get assigned if I’m lucky and half the guard force falls ill. Will you just look at that in the distance. Have you ever seen buildings so beautiful?
I am so, so, so not best pleased to be assigned here tonight. “Oh, but the poor little pink glow fairies and peaceful meditation denizens, they need your help, TAC!” I roll my eyes at these people. Go have some fun. Go knock over a kebab stand. Go, I don’t know. Stop listening to Loreena McKennitt. And put on something black, for God’s sake.
Regrettably necessary disclaimer: I actually really love Ichi-go Ichi-e. I think it is one of the most beautiful sim designs I’ve ever seen. I just loved to have The Amazing Catwoman rant about being assigned there as well. And it gave me a chance to show off some of the amazing Fairelands scenery in my own humble way.
Hair: No Match: No Exception
Skin: Glam Affair
Face Piercings: Ellabella
Ears: Gauze High Elf Ear
Necklace: Empyrean Forge: The Dreamer: Fortuity
Ring: Aisling: The Good Wife
Clothes: TFF: Elf Huntress in Green (Available at the Fantasy Faire!)
Boots: Paper Moon, Huck Boots (Available at the Fantasy Faire!)
Spiffy photos of TAC taken with the indispensible aid of a LumiPro. Go look at the web page. Yes, I know they’re expensive. If you want to take amazing photos in SL, they’re worth every Linden.