But, um.

I summoned a demon.

Rachel, specifically. I summoned Rachel back from Hell. Padishar will probably have my ass for this.

I was just wanting to get a look at her, all alone in Hell, and have a little giggle. But then she appeared, so I had two choices: send her back, which I had no idea how to do, or somehow bind her, which I kinda did, because, hey, I’ve seen horror films and Buffy the Vampire Slayer….

So now I have a pet Rachel, and I have no idea what to do with her. At least I know she can’t kill me.

I mean, I think she can’t. She wouldn’t, would she?

Yeah. And the two people who know anything about this will probably lop my head off before telling me anything about the intricacies of dancing with demons.

So. Fucking. Stupid.

Did I mention I was really fucking stupid?