Three Twisted Knots

Tales of the Fae Lands

June 10, 2013

Posts may all be titled “Fuck” in future

Fuck.

Kissed Nathaniel.

Fuck.

Wasn’t my fault. Was drunk.

Drunk because I am stupid and I couldn’t stand another minute in Castle Shithole.

Met scary cat lady and weird grinning tiptoe fairy bitch.

Scary cat fairy lady kept sniffing me. And then she told me to run.

So I ran.

Could hardly fucking breathe when I made it inside the Gates Of Shit.

Nathaniel gave me rum, so it really is all his fault.

Cat fairy bitch is a friend of his. Yay.

I am an idiot.

Kissed Nathaniel.

At least I got a kiss. Who knows how many more I will get before I cease to exist?

Fuck.

Gwyneth, Roleplaying

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About Me

Narrators Gwyneth, The Amazing Catwoman, Friðrós, Lira, and whoever else springs out of The Author’s head, live in the parallel universe of Second Life. You can read their stories here, or just scroll down to see what they were wearing in the pictures.

Gwen Enchanted is a story blogger, a fantasy fashion blogger, and a thoughtful in-world photographer.

Absolutely no generative AI is ever used in these creations, whether they be photographic or writing. Gwen holds a Master’s in creative writing, years of experience as a graphic designer, and can speak extemporaneously in iambic pentameter, among other things. In world, she operates, with her partner Kela Smash, a little shop called /safe for mortals/, where you can get super nifty face art and tattoos, all of which are hand drawn or properly licensed for sale (and she will show you the receipts if you like).

Caution: contains poetry.