Wasn’t my fault. Was drunk.
Drunk because I am stupid and I couldn’t stand another minute in Castle Shithole.
Met scary cat lady and weird grinning tiptoe fairy bitch.
Scary cat fairy lady kept sniffing me. And then she told me to run.
So I ran.
Could hardly fucking breathe when I made it inside the Gates Of Shit.
Nathaniel gave me rum, so it really is all his fault.
Cat fairy bitch is a friend of his. Yay.
I am an idiot.
At least I got a kiss. Who knows how many more I will get before I cease to exist?