Three Twisted Knots

Tales of the Fae Lands


Fucking Diary

Yeah, I just am always going to suck at keeping a daily diary. I don’t know how Nathaniel does it, sitting out there day after day, scribbling his little heart out.

Of course I get it now: he’s gay as Christmas. Repressed little fuck had me going there for a while, didn’t he?

Emanuel is a werewolf. I think werewolves are dead sexy, but of course he’s shagging Anna. Oh well; a girl can dream.

Aoibheann can be a right bitch when she wants to be. Nearly bit my head off for asking a few questions. I’m a fucking bartender; I am meant to know the dish even if I don’t serve it up. Bunch of repressed, suspicious fucks in this place.

Nobody new to report on my watch. If Cristof really is a vampire, I bet that cherry shit he pours into his schnapps is totally blood. I wonder where he gets it from. I just don’t get the fascination with vampires, anyway. At least I haven’t met any sparkly twilight style Mormon vampires here.

This is day whateverthefuck of no actual talking dragons. I think they were taking the piss.

I sketched Aoibh.

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One response to “Fucking Diary”

  1. Awwww I guess Aoibh is lucky that you didn’t draw a mustache and little horns on with how you’re feeling. Man, she looks good with a goatee. http://i49.tinypic.com/35843s7.png

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Narrators Gwyneth, The Amazing Catwoman, Friðrós, Lira, and whoever else springs out of The Author’s head, live in the parallel universe of Second Life. You can read their stories here, or just scroll down to see what they were wearing in the pictures.

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