Three Twisted Knots

Tales of the Fae Lands


Business As Usual

Which is to say, fucking weird. We had a cat person from the planet Felinica, where nobody blinks an eye at cats who talk with lisps apparently, last night. Possibly Felinica(ns?) would find Tweety & Sylvestet racist? This fellow was called Bynx. For the first time, I heard a sentient being actually speak LOLcat. I kid you not: he explained he was trained in magics and asked if we has fishies. I swear, the hardest thing I’ve done so far as an employee of the Lucky Leaf was not say, “No, but you can has cheezburger if you want…”

Kidding aside, he was awfully nice, even though I could never have imagined him a few months ago. I really hope I do not forget all these experiences when I go back home. I don’t know when or if that will ever happen, but I would feel sad if I forgot all this.



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About Me

Narrators Gwyneth, The Amazing Catwoman, Friðrós, Lira, and whoever else springs out of The Author’s head, live in the parallel universe of Second Life. You can read their stories here, or just scroll down to see what they were wearing in the pictures.

Gwen Enchanted is a story blogger, a fantasy fashion blogger, and a thoughtful in-world photographer.

Absolutely no generative AI is ever used in these creations, whether they be photographic or writing. Gwen holds a Master’s in creative writing, years of experience as a graphic designer, and can speak extemporaneously in iambic pentameter, among other things. In world, she operates, with her partner Kela Smash, a little shop called /safe for mortals/, where you can get super nifty face art and tattoos, all of which are hand drawn or properly licensed for sale (and she will show you the receipts if you like).

Caution: contains poetry.