Three Twisted Knots

Tales of the Fae Lands

June 26, 2013

Sometimes I don’t know why I bother.

Castle Shithole is even more depressing than usual at the moment. Stupid wolf ate Cristof’s notice. Who knows if that’s because he’s a dumb animal or because we are no longer under anybody’s protection?

Stupid horse doesn’t remember me and treats me like a complete stranger.

Stupid Nathaniel said I was still beautiful.

Stupid Gwyn felt stupid and went off for a walk but realised that if she went for a walk she might run into Major FuckBeak, so she just went and had a nap instead.

I have a headache.

I hate Castle Shithole. I hate everything.

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About Me

Narrators Gwyneth, The Amazing Catwoman, Friðrós, Lira, and whoever else springs out of The Author’s head, live in the parallel universe of Second Life. You can read their stories here, or just scroll down to see what they were wearing in the pictures.

Gwen Enchanted is a story blogger, a fantasy fashion blogger, and a thoughtful in-world photographer.

Absolutely no generative AI is ever used in these creations, whether they be photographic or writing. Gwen holds a Master’s in creative writing, years of experience as a graphic designer, and can speak extemporaneously in iambic pentameter, among other things. In world, she operates, with her partner Kela Smash, a little shop called /safe for mortals/, where you can get super nifty face art and tattoos, all of which are hand drawn or properly licensed for sale (and she will show you the receipts if you like).

Caution: contains poetry.